I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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