yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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