Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Vodka?
Forever.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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