Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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