but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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