I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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