she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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