It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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