I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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