Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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