You're completely useless in the revolution.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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