She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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