i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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