watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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