he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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