I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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