Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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