I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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