I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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