I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
PANTIES FOUND
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