thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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