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butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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