Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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