i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Text me some of your sweat
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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