Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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