i barfeds in our rink
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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