Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there was a trapeze. enough said
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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