plz talk dirty to me
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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