Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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