What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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