Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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