Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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