dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
