About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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