And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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