question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
