Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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