And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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