She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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