You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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