He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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