did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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