I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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