You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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