just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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