she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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