AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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