She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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