Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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