I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
